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Attempted Murder T Shirt Crows 1B2

$12.50

Attempted Murder T Shirt Crows is a clever and funny graphic tee inspired by the classic wordplay surrounding crows and their famous collective noun. While a group of crows is known as a "murder", two crows together are humorously referred to as an attempted murder. Featuring two crows perched side by side, this design blends dark humor, witty bird puns, and literary inspired charm into a unique shirt that is sure to catch attention.

Perfect for bird lovers, crow enthusiasts, ornithology fans, readers, writers, and anyone who appreciates smart humor, this Attempted Murder T Shirt Crows design celebrates one of the most iconic jokes in birding culture. Inspired by folklore, language, and classic literary references, it offers a playful way to showcase your love for crows while adding a touch of gothic style and clever comedy to your wardrobe.

Whether you are heading to a bird watching trip, a book club meeting, a Halloween party, a casual outing, or simply enjoying everyday life, this shirt adds personality and starts conversations wherever you go. It is an excellent choice for fans of ravens, nature inspired artwork, meme culture, and intelligent wordplay that never goes out of style.

This Attempted Murder T Shirt Crows also makes a thoughtful gift for friends, family members, bird watchers, and anyone who enjoys funny animal puns or dark comedy. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or any special occasion, it is a memorable present for crow lovers and literary enthusiasts alike. If you appreciate clever jokes, iconic crow humor, and unique graphic apparel, this shirt is a must have addition to your collection.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Attempted Murder T Shirt Crows 1B2 Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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