Attempted Murder Hoodie 1B2
Attempted murder hoodie is a clever and funny design inspired by classic wordplay about crows and their collective noun. A group of crows is famously called a "murder", but when there are only two, it is simply an attempted murder. Featuring two crows perched together, this hoodie delivers the perfect mix of dark humor, smart puns, and quirky bird themed wit while keeping you warm and comfortable.
This attempted murder crow hoodie is perfect for bird lovers, ornithology fans, literature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and clever wordplay. The design subtly references literary history and folklore while remaining lighthearted and easy to understand. It works naturally as a conversation starter for people who appreciate intelligent jokes and witty designs.
Whether you love crows, ravens, meme culture, or smart humor, this attempted murder hoodie adds personality to any casual outfit. Wear it on cool days, to book clubs, birding trips, Halloween events, outdoor adventures, or whenever you want to show off your unique sense of humor in a cozy style.
This hoodie also makes a unique gift for friends and family who enjoy funny bird apparel, pun based jokes, or gothic inspired humor. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or as a thoughtful present for crow lovers and literature fans alike. If you appreciate clever wordplay and iconic crow humor, this attempted murder crow hoodie is a must have addition to your wardrobe.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cedrus Official Shop | Clothing, Stickers, Mugs, Tote Bags, and More
- Email: contact@support.cedrusshop.top
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Attempted Murder Hoodie 1B2 Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|