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Attempted Murder Crow Hoodie

$25.20

Attempted murder crow hoodie is a clever and funny design inspired by the classic wordplay surrounding crows and their collective noun. A group of crows is famously called a “murder”, but when there are only two, it becomes an attempted murder. Featuring two crows perched together, this hoodie delivers the perfect mix of dark humor, smart puns, and quirky bird themed wit while keeping you warm and comfortable.

This attempted murder crow hoodie is ideal for bird lovers, ornithology fans, literature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and clever jokes. Inspired by the famous crow collective noun and popular literary references, the design remains lighthearted while carrying a slightly gothic and mysterious vibe. It naturally works as a fun conversation starter for people who appreciate intelligent humor and creative wordplay.

Whether you love crows, ravens, meme culture, or nature inspired comedy, this attempted murder crow hoodie adds personality to any casual wardrobe. Wear it on bird watching trips, book club gatherings, Halloween parties, outdoor adventures, cool weather outings, or everyday activities when you want to show off your unique sense of humor in cozy style.

This hoodie also makes a perfect gift for crow lovers, bird watchers, readers, writers, and fans of dark comedy. Great for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or as a thoughtful surprise for anyone who appreciates funny bird puns and witty designs. If you enjoy clever wordplay and iconic crow humor, this attempted murder crow hoodie is a must have addition to your collection.

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Attempted Murder Crow Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

 

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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