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Attempted Murder Two Crows Funny Bird Pun Meme T-Shirt 1WH1

$12.50

Add a clever twist to your wardrobe with this Two Crows Attempted Murder T-Shirt, a hilarious design inspired by the classic bird pun about crows. Featuring two crows sitting together, this funny graphic plays on the idea that while a group of crows is called a "murder", two of them are simply an attempted murder. It is the perfect mix of dark humor, smart wordplay, and meme-style wit. Great for anyone who loves funny bird shirts, bird pun shirts, or quirky nature jokes.

This attempted murder crow shirt works beautifully as a conversation starter for bird watchers, pun lovers, meme fans, and people who enjoy clever designs. Whether you are into ornithology, literature references, or just love a good sarcastic joke, this tee adds personality to any outfit. The design captures the charm of crow attempted murder humor while staying comfortable and stylish for everyday wear.

It also makes a unique gift for friends, family members, and crow enthusiasts. This shirt is an excellent choice for anyone who loves ravens and crows, enjoys dark comedy, or always appreciates a witty meme. It is especially fun for those who recognize references like attempted murder two crows, attempted murder of crows, or attempted murder crow meme.

Wear it on casual days, outdoor adventures, birding trips, book club meetups, Halloween gatherings, or any moment when you want to show off your love for smart humor. This standout attempted murder t shirt is perfect for fans of wordplay, clever jokes, and anything related to crows and their legendary collective noun.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Attempted Murder Two Crows Funny Bird Pun Meme T-Shirt 1WH1 Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.