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Crow Attempted Murder Shirt

119,91 kr SEK

Crow attempted murder shirt is a clever and humorous design inspired by one of the most famous bird related puns. A group of crows is known as a "murder", but when there are only two crows together, it becomes an attempted murder. Featuring a fun crow themed graphic, this shirt combines dark humor, smart wordplay, and bird lover charm into a design that is sure to get attention and spark conversations.

Perfect for bird enthusiasts, crow fans, ornithology lovers, readers, writers, and anyone who appreciates witty jokes, this crow attempted murder shirt celebrates the quirky side of language and nature. The design draws inspiration from folklore, literary references, and the unique collective noun associated with crows, creating a funny yet stylish piece of apparel that stands out from ordinary graphic tees.

Whether you enjoy bird watching, nature walks, Halloween vibes, gothic aesthetics, or simply love a good pun, this shirt is a great way to express your personality. The clever concept appeals to people who enjoy intelligent humor, meme culture, and amusing animal themed designs that are both eye catching and memorable.

This crow attempted murder shirt also makes a fantastic gift for friends, family members, coworkers, and fellow bird lovers. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or any special occasion, it is a thoughtful choice for anyone who enjoys crows, ravens, dark comedy, or literary humor. If you love clever wordplay and iconic crow jokes, this shirt is a must have addition to your collection.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Crow Attempted Murder Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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