Attempted Murder Sweatshirt
Attempted murder sweatshirt is a clever and funny design inspired by the classic wordplay surrounding crows and their collective noun. A group of crows is famously called a "murder", but when there are only two, it is simply an attempted murder. Featuring two crows perched together, this sweatshirt delivers the perfect blend of dark humor, smart puns, and quirky bird themed wit while offering a cozy and relaxed feel.
This attempted murder crow sweatshirt is ideal for bird lovers, ornithology fans, literature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and clever wordplay. The design subtly references literary history and folklore while remaining lighthearted and easy to understand. It naturally works as a conversation starter for people who appreciate intelligent jokes and creative designs.
Whether you love crows, ravens, meme culture, or smart humor, this attempted murder sweatshirt adds personality to any casual outfit. Wear it on cooler days, to book clubs, birding trips, Halloween events, casual outings, or anytime you want to stay comfortable while showing off your unique sense of humor.
This sweatshirt also makes a unique gift for friends and family who enjoy funny bird apparel, pun based jokes, or gothic inspired humor. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or as a thoughtful present for crow lovers and literature fans alike. If you appreciate clever wordplay and iconic crow humor, this attempted murder crow sweatshirt is a must have addition to your wardrobe.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cedrus Official Shop | Clothing, Stickers, Mugs, Tote Bags, and More
- Email: contact@support.cedrusshop.top
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Attempted Murder Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|