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Attempted Murder Sweatshirt

RM 90.51

Attempted Murder Sweatshirt is a clever and funny graphic design inspired by the classic wordplay surrounding crows and their famous collective noun. While a group of crows is known as a "murder", two crows together are humorously referred to as an attempted murder. Featuring two crows perched side by side, this sweatshirt blends dark humor, witty bird puns, and literary inspired charm into a cozy piece that is sure to catch attention.

Perfect for bird lovers, crow enthusiasts, ornithology fans, readers, writers, and anyone who appreciates smart humor, this Attempted Murder Sweatshirt celebrates one of the most iconic jokes in birding culture. Inspired by folklore, language, and classic literary references, it offers a playful way to showcase your love for crows while adding a touch of gothic style and clever comedy to your everyday wardrobe.

Whether you are heading to a bird watching trip, a book club meeting, a Halloween party, a casual outing, or simply enjoying cool weather, this Attempted Murder Sweatshirt adds personality and starts conversations wherever you go. It is an excellent choice for fans of ravens, nature inspired artwork, meme culture, and intelligent wordplay that never goes out of style while providing warmth and comfort.

This Attempted Murder Sweatshirt also makes a thoughtful gift for friends, family members, bird watchers, and anyone who enjoys funny animal puns or dark comedy. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or any special occasion, it is a memorable present for crow lovers and literary enthusiasts alike. If you appreciate clever jokes, iconic crow humor, and unique graphic apparel, this Attempted Murder Sweatshirt is a must have addition to your collection.

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  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Attempted Murder Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and use those measurements as a reference against the ones listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement from the collar at the top (high point shoulder) and extend the measuring tape down to the item's bottom.

B Width

Begin measuring at one side at the chest level and extend the tape horizontally to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, proceed along the sleeve's top seam to the shoulder, secure the tape there, and continue until you reach the end of the sleeve.

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