Attempted Murder Crow Sweatshirt
Attempted murder crow sweatshirt is a clever and funny design inspired by the classic wordplay surrounding crows and their collective noun. A group of crows is famously called a “murder,” but when there are only two, it becomes an attempted murder. Featuring two crows perched together, this sweatshirt delivers the perfect mix of dark humor, smart puns, and quirky bird themed wit while providing cozy comfort for cooler days.
This attempted murder crow sweatshirt is ideal for bird lovers, ornithology fans, literature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and clever jokes. Inspired by the famous crow collective noun and popular literary references, the design stays lighthearted while still carrying a slightly gothic and mysterious vibe. It naturally works as a fun conversation starter for people who appreciate intelligent humor.
Whether you love crows, ravens, meme culture, or nature inspired comedy, this attempted murder crow sweatshirt adds personality to any casual wardrobe. Wear it to bird watching trips, book clubs, Halloween gatherings, outdoor adventures, coffee shop visits, or everyday outings when you want to show off your unique sense of humor while staying warm and comfortable.
This sweatshirt also makes a perfect gift for crow lovers, bird watchers, readers, writers, and fans of dark comedy. Great for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or as a thoughtful surprise for anyone who appreciates funny bird puns and witty designs. If you enjoy clever wordplay and iconic crow humor, this attempted murder crow sweatshirt is a must have addition to your collection.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cedrus Official Shop | Clothing, Stickers, Mugs, Tote Bags, and More
- Email: contact@support.cedrusshop.top
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Attempted Murder Crow Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|
