Attempted Murder T Shirt
Attempted murder t shirt is a clever and funny design inspired by the classic wordplay surrounding crows and their collective noun. A group of crows is famously called a "murder", but when there are only two, it is simply an attempted murder. Featuring two crows perched together, this shirt delivers the perfect blend of dark humor, smart puns, and quirky bird themed wit.
This attempted murder crow t shirt is ideal for bird lovers, ornithology fans, literature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and clever wordplay. The design subtly references literary history and folklore while remaining lighthearted and easy to understand. It is a natural conversation starter for people who appreciate intelligent jokes.
Whether you love crows, ravens, meme culture, or smart humor, this attempted murder t shirt adds personality to any casual outfit. Wear it to book clubs, birding trips, Halloween events, casual outings, or whenever you want to show off your unique sense of humor.
This shirt also makes a unique gift for friends and family who enjoy funny bird shirts, pun based jokes, or gothic inspired humor. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or as a thoughtful present for crow lovers and literature fans alike. If you appreciate clever wordplay and iconic crow humor, this attempted murder crow t shirt is a must have addition to your wardrobe.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cedrus Official Shop | Clothing, Stickers, Mugs, Tote Bags, and More
- Email: contact@support.cedrusshop.top
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Attempted Murder T Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|