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Attempted Murder Bird Shirt

$17.73 AUD

Attempted murder bird shirt is a clever and funny design inspired by the classic wordplay surrounding crows and their collective noun. A group of crows is famously called a “murder”, but when there are only two, it becomes an attempted murder. Featuring two crows perched together, this shirt delivers the perfect mix of dark humor, smart puns, and quirky bird themed wit.

This attempted murder bird shirt is ideal for bird lovers, ornithology fans, literature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and clever jokes. Inspired by the famous crow collective noun and popular literary references, the design stays lighthearted while still carrying a slightly gothic and mysterious vibe. It naturally works as a fun conversation starter for people who appreciate intelligent humor.

Whether you love crows, ravens, meme culture, or nature inspired comedy, this attempted murder bird shirt adds personality to any casual outfit. Wear it to bird watching trips, book clubs, Halloween parties, outdoor adventures, or everyday outings when you want to show off your unique sense of humor.

This shirt also makes a perfect gift for crow lovers, bird watchers, readers, writers, and fans of dark comedy. Great for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or as a thoughtful surprise for anyone who appreciates funny bird puns and witty designs. If you enjoy clever wordplay and iconic crow humor, this attempted murder bird shirt is a must have addition to your wardrobe.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Attempted Murder Bird Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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